1) college apartment tub. DIS-GUST-ING!! How many naked people have used that tub? Ew, gross, right? Never ever ever will I take a bath in a college apartment, no matter how sore my muscles are.
2) The idea of soaking in water that turns lukewarm rather quickly? Ew. And how would you wash your hair?
3)Time. Like I ever have that.
4)The soap scum and hair that'll line the bottom of the tub. Bleck. I want to puke just imagining it.
2) The idea of soaking in water that turns lukewarm rather quickly? Ew. And how would you wash your hair?
3)Time. Like I ever have that.
4)The soap scum and hair that'll line the bottom of the tub. Bleck. I want to puke just imagining it.
Needless to say, my favorite alternative to taking baths is just not doing anything. OK, well, I do shower . . .when I remember.
Anyway, that's not what this post is about. This post is about Christmas shopping. How, you ask? Well, I was thinking of buying one of those old-fashioned claw-foot metal tubs . ..
Nope.I was going to buy some nice bath or after-bath accessories, like body lotion and yummy smelling body wash or soap. Can't you just smell the scrumptious scents of Bath and Body Works? It's like a party in your nasal cavity!
Hmm.
Lovely holiday scents. Delicious.
Clean-smelling goodness. Delightful.
(It won't make up for the grossness of taking a bath in a college apartment, though). Lovely holiday scents. Delicious.
Clean-smelling goodness. Delightful.
So, I cruised on over to Bath and Body Works tonight to buy some. Not really for me, though. (It's Christmas; don't ask questions!). There was a car backing out right near the door, so I totally scored his awesome parking spot. And then I walked in and realized . . .
I had walked into Bed, Bath, & Beyond.
And I didn't even want to buy anything there.
Doh.
I must be a pretty amateur Christmas shopper.
But I bet there was at least one holiday shopper who saw me parking in that spot. And I bet by the time he had parked significantly farther away and walked up to the door of the store, he would've realized that my parking spot was now empty.
Alas, I still don't have my lovely lotions and smelly soaps.
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Oh, but really, Bed Bath and Beyond is one of my FAVORITE places to go. They have great things there.
Oh, Bec, you don't know how many times I have mixed up the names of those two stores. When I was wanting to refer to one or the other, I would always refer to the wrong one. However, I don't recall ever parking at the wrong one! hehe
Once I went to Chuck-a-rama instead of Golden Corral when the Hansens invited me to join them. But, I didn't actually enter the parking lot before I realized my mistake. They wondered why it took me quite a long time to get there beyond the necessary trip across town.
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